ak47:

A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.

• when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
• when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
• when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately

crimsonfire3:

Ofurotaimu tag I got from @fascinais ! <3
Nice to meet you againnnnn

Sorry I’m so creepy orz if ever I was OTL 

I WANT OFUROTAIMU TAGU * A *!!!

heartsho:

chesutoberry:

fuzzydandelions:

Alpacarashi

My life is complete.

@heartsho, you see this?

O.o MY DREAMM!!!!!! *runs off to aplacarashi land*

DID THIS PERSON MAKE THIS JUST FOR ME OR SOMETHING!? xDD

korralations:

benditlikekorra:

thatwouldbedisconcerting:

I love that Bolin’s first reaction to being in serious trouble is to just try to be polite and talk his way out of it.

Bolin is perfectly adorable. 

Flawless Bolin continuously is flawless.

aleetlepinch:

When a cop shouts, “YOU! What are you doing?!” your best bet is to rub your face with exhaustion and say, “Research for my novel.”

miss-simplicity:

@wotamin25: お兄ちゃんが興奮気味に寝ている私の部屋に入ってきて「今日日食やでｗｗｗ見ようぜ見ようぜーｗｗｗちょっと失礼しまーすｗｗｗ」って無理矢理ベランダに出て日食見始めた。「うおーすげぇすげぇ！見えたーｗｗｗ欠けてるーｗｗお前も見とけってｗｗｗ」って寝ている私を無理矢理起こしてきた(激怒)

Wotamin: My brother got excited and came into my room, going, “Today’s the solar ecplise wwww Let’s watch, let’s watch— www I’ll be intruding…

ellieiero:

you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination

and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs

mienaihoshi:

what-you-wearing:

This is a very rough example of how the submissions should look like.

The template can be found here.

My friend, deco-blue@tumblr, needs help with her school project! Kindly use the template in the link and draw what you wear at home and outside! It doesn’t have to be super duper fancy as long as she’ll have a clear idea as to what you’re wearing! She needs it before the 18th so take your time! Thanks for looking and please reblog it! <3

murder-tier:

hoonigan:

Yes, this is a Blastoise made entirely of cheese.

i love the internet.

asinheavenasinhell:

thnafu:

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

markedandtied:

• do absolutely useless shit for 90% of the day
• freak out
• sleep

sensitive-yuri-problems:

suckthislemon:

The Walk Of Faith is a glass walkway built off the side of a cliff 1,430 meters in the air. This 60 meter long walk is not meant for the faint of heart.

The path is located on Tianmen Mountain in China’s Tianmen Mountain National Forest Park. Would you be brave enough to take the Walk of Faith?

I WOULD

NEVER NEVER NEVER